The Weird Story of the Rapture
By Ben Klassen
One day, about 15 years ago, as I was driving north on interstate 75 towards Atlanta, I noticed the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that proclaimed “in case of THE RAPTURE this vehicle will be unmanned.” I wondered what in the world this fellow was talking about. Whether he was a nut, or if the vehicle should indeed become unmanned, either way, I didn’t want to have such a mess in front of me. It could result in an accident and in no way did I want to be behind an accident waiting to happen. I stepped on the gas and passed him as quickly as possible, putting distance between us.
Then, over a period of time I began to see more of such bumper stickers. What is this thing, I wondered, that could un-man cars? I soon found out. It is a belief among the fanatic Christians of various cults, the born-again and others, that at a given instant “the righteous,” meaning themselves, of course, will be sucked up into the wild blue yonder as if by a huge vacuum cleaner.
It could come at any unexpected time with no warning. You could be driving a car, or be in the shower, or sitting on the john. Nobody knows the time nor the hour, they say, but the Lord. And somehow they are not agreed as to which Lord it is that knows, whether it is Jesus Christ, or Yahweh, or the Holy Ghost. When somebody asks me a question to which I could not possibly know the answer, I often respond with the expression “Christ only knows, and he won’t tell.”
However, as to the timing of the rapture there are a number of passages in the bible where rabbi J.C. claims even he doesn’t know the time, only “the Father” i.e. Yahweh knows. In Matthew 24:36 purportedly he said, “No one knows about that day or the hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” Evidently it is very tightly classified as Super Super Secret. Why, Christ only knows, or does he?
Be that as it may. In trying to find some biblical basis for the much touted rapture, I hunted up my King James bible and tried to find the word “rapture” in the “Concordance”, or the index, and to my surprise. It wasn’t there. I later found out that the idea of “the rapture” is a fairly recent invention concocted by modern day con-artists to put some zingaroo in their wild preachings. Evidently these preachers base the idea that at a given split second the selected few (themselves, of course) will be “whooshed” up into the stratosphere there to meet their pederast Lord Jesus Christ in ecstatic and blissful union.
What happens thereafter is somewhat vague, long winded and tedious. Some say the rapture is equivalent to the Second Coming of Christ, some say it is not, but precedes the Second Coming. Evidently the whole idea is a recent invention based on a number of disjointed passages in both the Old and the New Testament, many of which could mean anything, or nothing. Two commonly quoted passages are:
(a) I Corinthians 1 5:51 and 52, to wit: “Behold I show you a mystery; we shall not all sleep but we shall all be changed. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump, for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed”.
(b) I Thessalonians 4:16 and 17. Quote: “For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord”.
So there you have it. Ghosts from the dead shall meet with the live bodies up in Cloud Nine, to join with the Lord, and all shall live in eternal bliss and rapture for ever after. Promises! Promises! Promises!
But such good fortune shall not be shared by all. No, indeed. In fact, damned few will cut it, only one in forty, or 2.5 percent. The rest shall burn in eternal hellfire! Burn, baby, burn!
We Creators are not concerned about solving all the vast mysteries of the universe. We are concerned about a most pressing and urgent problem, namely the survival, expansion and advancement of our own kind, the White Race, Nature’s Finest. This we can only do if we brush away all those idiotic cobwebs concocted by jewish christianity, face the real world, and work and organize to take control of our own destiny away from out of the slimy hands of the jews.
This we can do and this we must do. RAHOWA!
Creativity is the only answer to the massive problems that confront us. It has the Total Program, the Final Solution, the Ultimate Creed.
Christianity is Mass insanity built on a foundation of superstition, gullibility and ignorance fortified by an intensive campaign of mind manipulation.
By Ben Klassen
One day, about 15 years ago, as I was driving north on interstate 75 towards Atlanta, I noticed the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that proclaimed “in case of THE RAPTURE this vehicle will be unmanned.” I wondered what in the world this fellow was talking about. Whether he was a nut, or if the vehicle should indeed become unmanned, either way, I didn’t want to have such a mess in front of me. It could result in an accident and in no way did I want to be behind an accident waiting to happen. I stepped on the gas and passed him as quickly as possible, putting distance between us.
Then, over a period of time I began to see more of such bumper stickers. What is this thing, I wondered, that could un-man cars? I soon found out. It is a belief among the fanatic Christians of various cults, the born-again and others, that at a given instant “the righteous,” meaning themselves, of course, will be sucked up into the wild blue yonder as if by a huge vacuum cleaner.
It could come at any unexpected time with no warning. You could be driving a car, or be in the shower, or sitting on the john. Nobody knows the time nor the hour, they say, but the Lord. And somehow they are not agreed as to which Lord it is that knows, whether it is Jesus Christ, or Yahweh, or the Holy Ghost. When somebody asks me a question to which I could not possibly know the answer, I often respond with the expression “Christ only knows, and he won’t tell.”
However, as to the timing of the rapture there are a number of passages in the bible where rabbi J.C. claims even he doesn’t know the time, only “the Father” i.e. Yahweh knows. In Matthew 24:36 purportedly he said, “No one knows about that day or the hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” Evidently it is very tightly classified as Super Super Secret. Why, Christ only knows, or does he?
Be that as it may. In trying to find some biblical basis for the much touted rapture, I hunted up my King James bible and tried to find the word “rapture” in the “Concordance”, or the index, and to my surprise. It wasn’t there. I later found out that the idea of “the rapture” is a fairly recent invention concocted by modern day con-artists to put some zingaroo in their wild preachings. Evidently these preachers base the idea that at a given split second the selected few (themselves, of course) will be “whooshed” up into the stratosphere there to meet their pederast Lord Jesus Christ in ecstatic and blissful union.
What happens thereafter is somewhat vague, long winded and tedious. Some say the rapture is equivalent to the Second Coming of Christ, some say it is not, but precedes the Second Coming. Evidently the whole idea is a recent invention based on a number of disjointed passages in both the Old and the New Testament, many of which could mean anything, or nothing. Two commonly quoted passages are:
(a) I Corinthians 1 5:51 and 52, to wit: “Behold I show you a mystery; we shall not all sleep but we shall all be changed. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump, for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed”.
(b) I Thessalonians 4:16 and 17. Quote: “For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord”.
So there you have it. Ghosts from the dead shall meet with the live bodies up in Cloud Nine, to join with the Lord, and all shall live in eternal bliss and rapture for ever after. Promises! Promises! Promises!
But such good fortune shall not be shared by all. No, indeed. In fact, damned few will cut it, only one in forty, or 2.5 percent. The rest shall burn in eternal hellfire! Burn, baby, burn!
We Creators are not concerned about solving all the vast mysteries of the universe. We are concerned about a most pressing and urgent problem, namely the survival, expansion and advancement of our own kind, the White Race, Nature’s Finest. This we can only do if we brush away all those idiotic cobwebs concocted by jewish christianity, face the real world, and work and organize to take control of our own destiny away from out of the slimy hands of the jews.
This we can do and this we must do. RAHOWA!
Creativity is the only answer to the massive problems that confront us. It has the Total Program, the Final Solution, the Ultimate Creed.
Christianity is Mass insanity built on a foundation of superstition, gullibility and ignorance fortified by an intensive campaign of mind manipulation.